It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
Teen gay works at Christian daycare undercover as teen hetero
This just in! Teen gay has been discovered by boss! Teen gay continues charade nonetheless!
While on this topic, I’d like to remind everyone that in my state and many others you may still be fired for your sexual orientation. Cool, right?
Teen gay gets called into boss’s office and told he has nothing to worry about because boss’s best friend is gay and why would she care anyway! All is well with teen gay!
When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…
Caroline totes had a vampire lover.
This is by far, my favorite theory.